Office party season is almost over, and the family season starts. Both have in common
loads of booze, festive food and Christmas crackers. The first time I saw crackers here in London, I was intrigued by their shape. The small explosion was a little surprising too. It seems like it is a traditional Christmas must-have in UK. What about other countries?
For those who don´t know what a Christmas Cracker is, it basically looks like this:
Two people pull its ends until it cracks open. You then hear a small explosion, and one of the players ends up with a small gift and a joke. The joke is similar to the pic on top of this entry.
Some of the one-liners are actually quite good. The type of humour is absurd, generally. It can simply be a pun, enough to make us giggle. Here are some of the best that I´ve heard lately. Have you got any? Then, share them with us!
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer.
Why did the ghost not go to the party?
Because, he had no one to go with.
What does Santa suffer from when he gets into a chimney?
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear.
What cereals do cats like?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because, he had drumsticks.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
What do sharks eat?
Fish and ships.